Shakespeare
“This is the excellent foppery of this world, that,when we are sick in fortune, often the surfeit of our ownbehavior, we make guilty of our disasters the sun, themoon, and the stars; as if we were villains by necessity;fools by heavenly compulsion; knaves, thieves, andtreachers, by spherical predominance; drunkards liars,and adulterers, by an enforced obedience of planetaryinfluence; and all that we are evil in, by a divine thrusting on.”
-Edmund, in King Lear
Damn. That Shakespeare knew some things.
